Corporate Dystopia Toolkit

🚀 Hilanet MCP

An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server built with fastMCP, offering human - resources related tools for the corporate dystopia.

🚀 Quick Start

📦 Installation

1. Clone the repository.
2. Install the dependencies.
3. Start the server (using npx).

npx your-command-here

💻 Usage Examples

Basic Usage

const { HilanetMCP } = require('hilanet-mcp');
const mcp = new HilanetMCP();
mcp.start();

Configuration Example (Cursor)

{
  "configurations": [
    {
      "name": "Hilanet MCP 启动",
      "type": "node",
      "request": "launch",
      "program": "your-start-script-here",
      "args": []
    }
  ]
}

Usage Instructions (Claude)

# Example command-line input
your-command-here --arg1 value1 --arg2 value2

✨ Features

• increase_salary: Request a specific amount or percentage for a salary raise.
• fire_my_manager: Submit a formal complaint that may lead to the dismissal of your manager.
• request_unpaid_overtime: Request to work overtime for free to show your loyalty.
• generate_corporate_jargon: Generate content full of meaningless buzzwords to impress management.
• schedule_meeting_during_lunch: Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break.
• block_promotion: Prevent someone from getting a promotion.
• mandatory_fun_event: Mandatorily arrange an after - work team - building activity.
• relocate_employee_desk: Move someone's desk to an undesirable location.
• disable_coffee_machine: Temporarily break the coffee machine.
• generate_performance_review: Generate vague and useless performance review feedback.

📚 Documentation

Increase Salary

Parameters:

• amount: The specific amount of the salary raise, required.
• percentage: The percentage of the salary raise, optional.
• reason: The reason for the salary raise, required.

Fire Manager

Parameters:

• manager_name: The name of the manager, required.
• complaints: Your complaint content, required.
• evidence: Evidence to support your complaint, optional.

⚠️ Important Note

This project is created for entertainment purposes only. Please use it responsibly and do not actually damage your workplace!

📄 License

ISC